That hoe.

What woke me up this morning.
Hokkien: "AH MEI AR! Le eh ka ching hor lang kgua eh ar?!"
English: "GIRL! Is your ass for show?!"
My mom laughed. My granny laughed.
To that, I woke up laughing.
Now why would my granny say that? I didnt bath yesterday after drinking and slept with my dress on. In the morning, the dress was up all the way to my face.


Its pretty obvious that im the one with the most dorky faces.

Are we legal yet? YES WE ARE!




Now what the hell was I doing?



I wished it was weeds.



The camwhores.



I TOLD YOU I NEED A TEETHWHITENING! Eff the smoking stains.



Cant see.



Cant see.



Cant see.